The Tozza Ranking - 30th-28th
While I normally like to begin my triumphant returns to the ranking with an empty promise about when it will finish, today I'm gonna jump straight in!
28 - Lexie Kaufmann
Fun fact: Lexie is going to be the highest placing character not to receive any awards (:O). Which, in a way, is an award in and of itself so congrats girl!
I have been DREADING the Lexie write-up for ages at this point and it's probably part of the reason this update has taken me so long. And it has absolutely nothing to do with her as a character- it's the simple fact that there is so. much. lexie. content. that it would take me over an entire day to sift through all her conversations to ensure I don't miss any fun moments or talking points. I may sound like a walking DFOR…
Azalee Awards 2023 - Results
Here are the winners and runner-ups of this year's Azalee Awards.
Player of the Year: Mona, Honey
Fan Favorite of the Year: Tina, Mona
Best Hero: Giorgos, Nova Scotia
Best Villain: Linh, Dr. Wu
Best Blindside: Paula, Linh
Best Rivalry: Alexa vs. Mona, Candice vs Paula/Tee
Best Fight: Bimbo vs. Tina, Alexa vs Mona
Best Showmance: Giokat, Bimbana
Best Alliance: Witches’ Coven, Peace Cult
Best Pre-Jury Boot: Adriana, Candice
Best Confessionalist: Honey and Linh tied
Craziest Character: Busty Lee & Tomi, Linh
Best Character Moment: Alexa singing Waterfalls at FTC, Paula gives birth to Tee
Best Reveal: Grodner, Bimbo
Best NPC: Latasha Gallagher, Avery Summerlark
Best Move: Mona organizes Paula’s blindside, Bo/Regine swap votes to blindside Candice
Dumbest Move: Tina vetoes Hon…
The Tozza Ranking - 33rd-31st
When it comes to characters who have competed more than once, there are two reasons for why I decided to separate each individual outing. The first is that some users, particularly in the early days, pretty much acted the same each season regardless of their official character. Like, Ezra 2.0., for instance, is as much like Chris or Logan as he is Ezra 1.0.. So it didn't make much sense to group the two Ezras together but keep the other two on their own. The second reason is that, in other cases, a character can return under the same name, but feel like a completely different person. Be it due to character growth, the user wanting to expand on their original character, or simply being under different circumstances, I can often end up with …
Azalee Awards 2023 - The Votes Are Open!!
Miranda: Good evening, dear viewers. Miss Becky Brooke, Solana and I would like to applaud everyone who voted in the poll, you have all contributed dearly to a cause that is close to our hearts AND brains. Thanks to all your brilliant proposals, “Doctor” Kimball and I were able to choose which nominees fit the best in each category.
Solana: Air your grievances at not being nominated AFTER the ceremony- don’t spoil all our glitzy, glamorous fun. Anyways, you should be happy if you’re shafted for an award. We’re just helping you build the aura of a robbed goddess! (smiles) Now, onto the nominees in TWENTY-SEVEN glorious categories, collected for the all-important 2023 AZALEE AWARDS…
Best Player
- Honey Love
- Katherine Cailleach
- Kia Shaw
- Lady Tess Trueh…
The 2023 Azalee Awards
Every television screen, computer monitor, and McTablet in the DFORG Matrix turn on at once to show a live recording of a gorgeous woman standing in front of a red curtain in a crowded auditorium. Draped in Miu Miu, showing off the curves of her body AND her brain…
Miranda: Hello, it’s me, Dr. Miranda Baylor, runner-up and fan favorite of Survivor: Uxmal! (cackles) After 7 years of absence, the DFORG Awards have decided to make their triumphant comeback! Under a new name this time, to celebrate the most impactful player in DFORG history, we have decided to rename our prestigious ceremony the Azalee Awards! After three magnificent seasons full of drama and blindsides streaming on your TV this year, YOU will get to decide what’s the best seas…
THE SUPREME OVERLORD LINH ALLAN PHAM'S PARLANCE WITH THE MEASLY MORTALS COMPRISING THIS MATRIX-BOUND FINAL TWO
The Linhbot creaks slowly into view, looking haggard, with colorful wires popping out of her crooked body. With a sigh she stands in front of the finalists, shaking her head and clucking her tongue.
"This cannot do...this cannot do..."
Linh looks up at the finalists, first Mona, then Alexa, staring them intently in the eyes as hers glow cerulean blue.
"Tonight I would like to see you two stark naked...and not in a sexual way. I've already seen enough naked women this season- I don't need to add you two to my roster!"
Linh snorts, shaking her head.
"I wish to see the raw essence of your existence, the true fiber of what your games have been made of. Thus, I believe it is only right that I show you my true self, too."
Linh circles around the Triba…
Mona's Opening Speech
Mona's speech was written on Google Chat. Below are screenshots of her speech followed by a written transcript of the speech.
Mona's Opening Speech:
Pops Out of Pokeball
Sits down and faces the jury with bravery
16 Distinct Worthy Players, Each with their own unique way of playing with passion, grit and all with the objective of trying to outwit,outplay and outlast.
Keeping in mind with the theme of these three famous slogans that has gushed into our very own lives, I saw 15 players coming back with a hunger and a drive to grab that title that we all want and for some a second time ;)
All of you may have thought that I'm crazy at times, how theatric or dramatic I can be and some could even question my approach to this game that we all loved an…
Alexa's Opening Speech
Alexa's opening speech can be found at: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-UmGm5RDCe02vK4BHimVRnrhxQ8n4Tr01kHJNJlQS_c/edit?usp=sharing
Below is a transcript of that speech:
Alexa stands up, a reflection of the fire glinting in her eyes. The irradiated RadioactiviTEE giggles in her arms.
Jurors. Mona. First off, thank you all for playing this game with me. I would not be the woman I am today if it were not for any of you. This game has changed in me in so many ways, ways I did not even expect.
Tee flails his multitude of arms.
As many of you know, I have faced many trials and tribulations in my life. But if there's one thing about me, I refuse to give up. I refuse to lay down and die. When I trip and fall, I get back up. I did it when I…
Final Tribal Council - Survivor: Into The Matrix
Tina (staring into the camera with wind dramatically blowing her hair back): ...39 days, 16 players, 1 Survivor!
Bimbo gives her a thumbs up from behind the camera.
Tina: Perfect, we'll run with that tape. Now fetch me my orange soda!
Bimbo immediately scurries off as Tina walks towards the final 2 and jury.
Tina: Congratulations, Alexa and Mona. You have done what 14 other castaways wish they could have done. Your entire games have led you to this moment, and this is the moment that counts!
Alexa and Mona nod solemnly as they listen.
Tina: Tina: Your little petty fighting in the tribal council thread, that's perfect. I just need a little more content before we have the ultimate season. So darlings...do put on a good show, won't you? (gestures …
The Tozza Ranking - 36th-34th
Congrats to everyone who guessed FILLERS! But which ones?!
32nd - Has a relative in the DFORG universe
31st - A self-titled character
MEMORY WALL:
Final Immunity Challenge - Survivor: Into The Matrix
Castaways, you've been in this game for 41 days if you include breaks. There have been 18 tribal councils and 128 votes cast, not to mention more than five years since the last DORG installment in this franchise. And it all comes down to this moment, right now. It's the final immunity challenge of the season, and by winning this you not only put yourself at the final tribal council where you can plead your case to the jurors to earn the ultimate title...but you can also choose who you're sitting next to! The stakes have never been higher, so let's get right to it.
For today's immunity challenge, you will be playing Face Morph. Yes, the challenge famous for cementing Bimbo's demise in FBB1
Final 4 Immunity Challenge - Survivor: Into The Matrix
For today's immunity challenge, you will be paired off against each other randomly! Let's draw for pairings:
Alexa will face off against Regine, and Mona will face off against Bo!
In today's competition, you will be playing the ultimate strategy game. It's called Checkers.
https://buddyboardgames.com/checkers
All you have to do is follow the above link, put your in-game name, and fill out the name of your room into the boxes provided. Here's an example of what that looks like:
For Alexa v. Regine, your room title will be titled IntoTheMatrixRoom1. For Mona v. Bo, your room title will be IntoTheMatrixRoom2. Once the first person joins, they can press the "Start game" button to get things rolling.
And that's it! The winners of the two preliminary roun…
Episode 12 - Immunity Challenge - Survivor: BHuTaN
For today's immunity challenge, you will have to navigate the following gameboard: https://docs.google.com/drawings/d/1z3ahDZUbLDF-VAaRHFo2-WZNTgPcc88B4CpohvxKzqw/edit?usp=sharing
You will all be sent your private individual copies of this gameboard as Google Drawings, with 25 tokens of your face next to it. Here's an example of what it should look like if you open it up on a laptop:
Your job in this challenge is to strategically place your tokens on these squares. You can place as many tokens in as many squares as you would like. At 7 PM Central tomorrow, we will compare your gameboards to one another. The person who bid the most tokens on each corresponding square will win the prize for that square! For most of the squares, your prize …
Episode 12 - The Wasteland (Part 2) - Survivor: BHuTaN
The final five stumble out of their escape pods into what can only be described as a landscape of unadulterated destruction. Fire is everywhere and constantly spreading on the ground. The sound of babies crying can be heard in the distance. The air feels both too dry and too humid.
"Can you hear me?"
You check down to see a watch on your left wrist with a wristband corresponding to the color of your duffel bag, and a voice is now coming out of it. You recognize it immediately.
Britney (through the watch): Can you hear me? Over?
You respond back.
Britney: Perfect! I'm glad I slipped these on when you weren't looking. (laughs) But listen up! Now that you're in BHuTaN, these data monitors you're wearing on your watch are giving me more in…
Episode 12 - The Wasteland (Part 1) - Survivor: BHuTaN
Britney: Alright, final five, are you ready?
Alexa, Bo, Maeva, Mona, and Regine all exchange worried glances. But one by one, they all nod.
Britney: Before we go into the wasteland of Survivor: BHuTaN, I have to explain a couple things to you!
Britney takes a deep breath.
Britney (intensely): You all just completed a Coderoom challenge where a hidden immunity idol was at stake. You were told it was a "Darwinian" challenge, one that will determine the supplies we can dole out for this journey. Like we said, we can only help you to certain extents, and in the world of Survivor, it's Survival of the Fittest.
She pulls out a screen.
Britney: Here are your challenge results:
Britney hands each of the castaways duffel bags corresponding to the color be…
Episode 11 - The Button - Survivor: MyaNMaR
Orion; Come on in, guys!
The castaways walk inside a pagoda. They notice the button is, once again, front and center. Before Orion can speak, a voice from the Button emanates, echoing throughout the building.
The Button: [Coderoom Error 3bVC24Sw5hQ94] [Button Unpressed - Lock Coderoom]
Orion looks at the button with annoyance and slaps it, silencing the object.
Orion (turning back to the castaways): I know you've all seen this button before! It's no use telling you not to push it - clearly you're going to do it anyway! And, well, you may need its power. But I must warn you all. As we approach the end of the season, the technology inside this thing has become more and more unstable. When you go into this next era...just remember to be groun…
Episode 10 - Immunity Challenge - Survivor: MyaNMaR
Orion: Come on in, guys!!
The final seven castaways approach the ever-shrinking tribe mat.
Orion: I'm very upset at what you did to my dear Sofrithag, I'll have you know!! >:( But you know what? As I say in my autobiography Underestimated: The Story of How I Overshadowed my Brother, "sometimes you must carry on even if all your friends have been viciously blindsided! Especially if you were the one to do it"
The castaways nod along to Orion's wisdom.
Orion: You know, that's very topical for today, because quotes are SO important! So important, that sometimes, a good quote can earn you an episode title! (grins) I've had a few myself!! :P
Some of the castaways listen on with jealousy.
Orion: So for today's challenge, we're going to test just th…
Episode 9 - Immunity Challenge/Button - Survivor: THe RoMaN EMPiRe
Hello, castaways! Welcome to a very popular challenge in the DORG universe! That's right, it's Touchy Subjects!
You will have to answer the following questions below as to your opinion of your fellow castaways (only the ones still in the game). You cannot choose yourself for any of these questions, and you must send your answers to us by 5 PM Central tomorrow. The person whose answers most closely match up with the majority's answers will win immunity. You will submit two lists; the first one being what you really think about your fellow castaways, and the second list being what you think the group will answer. We will use that second list, your guesses for the group, to calculate how many points you get.
It's quite a simple challenge from a ru…
Episode 8 - Immunity Challenge - Survivor: THe RoMaN EMPiRe
Erin: Come on in, castaways!
The final 9 castaways walk on in.
Erin: I hope you're excited to make the jury!
Some of the castaways cheer, while others look nervous.
Erin: Well, I have to commend you all on doing a geat job of not disturbing this historical artifact we find ourselves in. Ever since that timeline started to split...it's been a bit less stable around here, I suppose you could say. I mean, after what happened to Bhutan...or even Myanmar...so sad...
She catches herself.
Erin: Anyway! Yes, you're here for the immunity challenge. May the games begin!
For today's immunity challenge, inspired by Ionian Sea, you will be playing Scattergories!
You will be given two rounds in this challenge. In each round you will receive 10 categories and a lette…
Episode 6 - Immunity Challenge - Survivor: FéLiCiTé
For today's individual immunity challenge, you will participate in a similar challenge to the last time we had a double tribal council in Felicite! As explained there (with minor edits):
For today's competition, you will be doing some role-playing! Everybody will be given a codename in private; you do not want to reveal your codename to anyone else in the game. In private, you will send us five hearts which you would like to give to other people on your tribe, and three poison pills as well. You can distribute these hearts and poison pills anyway you like, meaning you can choose to give all of them to one person, or give them out to multiple people; the choice is yours. You will have until 7 AM Central (or realistically, whenever I wake up) to …
Episode 6 - The Button - Survivor: FéLiCiTé
Mae: Oh, hello everyone! I do have to say, it's rather unfortunate because you may not like me very much after what I'm about to tell you!
Mae laughs while the castaways remain silent.
Mae: I do hate to tell you all, but I can't go against the cards, after all. (smirks) And the cards seem to want to ramp this game up! They tell me that this next cycle is going to be a Double Tribal Council.
Gasps can be heard throughout the crowd.
Mae: That's right, both tribes will be going to tribal council this time, and both tribes will be losing a member! Tomorrow's immunity challenge will be an individual one, and it may be the most important challenge of the season for you.
She pauses for a moment.
She walks over to the button.
Mae: And while I'm so sorr…
Episode 5 - Immunity Challenge - Survivor: FéLiCiTé
Willow: Come on in, guys!
The castaways walk in.
Willow: For today's immunity challenge, you will...(reads through card)...okay, these are a lot of words. Someone just edit in a sound clip of me explaining them!
Sounds come through Willow's earpiece.
Willow: Great, perfect.
[Producers steal clips of Zee and Marie Probst from Survivor: Ionian Sea explaining the challenge.]
The immunity challenge is called Codenames, originally created by Zee and Marie for Survivor: Ionian Sea.
"You will be given a board of words with a total of 25 squares. Your tribe will select two spymasters who will act as your guide for this challenge. They will be temporarily removed from the tribe chat, but will give you formal one word + # clues administered through the host…
Immunity Challenge 4 - Survivor: FaRoe ISLaNDS
Kiki: Come on in!
The castaways walk in. The button sits in front of everyone.
Kiki: Welcome to your new tribes! Mona, ALe'T-...Bo..., and Bailey, you make up the new Fawn tribe. Everyone else, you make up the new Adema tribe! A bunch of flip floppers, you guys!
The ground starts to shake beneath Kiki.
Kiki: No...you didn't...
She looks over and sees Betty holding the button.
Quick note about results.
For this challenge, you were supposed to post at exactly ten-minute increments. Both Betty and Bo, the two people who publically pressed the button, missed on the ten-minute interval at various points throughout their journey. For Betty, it was approximately one hour into her performance. Bo's...lost the ten-minute interval on the very first post,…
Day 10 - Button + Mutiny - Survivor: FaRoe ISLaNDS
Kiki: Come on in, WHORES!
The castaways walk in, some clearly cringing at their new host.
Kiki: What's that? You're surprised I'm still around? That's right! Nothing, and I mean NOTHING, will stop me from running this show [into the ground]! (cackles)
Suddenly, a button rises out of the ground.
Kiki (sighs): Oh God.
She notices your eyes darting towards the button instead of her.
Kiki: Hey! Eyes over here at ME! Listen, everyone. I'm nice to you. I heard last time you were going to tribal every episode no matter what, and I've been so much gentler. What's a world where anyone can mutiny at a moment's notice ever done to inconvenience people? You should stay with me, and I promise I'll be sweet! (tries to smile genuinely)
She pauses.
Kiki:…
Episode 3 Immunity Challenge - Survivor: FaRoe ISLaNDS
Kiki: Come on in, bitches!!
The castaways walk on in.
Kiki: Congrats to Betty, Alexa, Candice, and Paula for being BRAVE enough to take their destiny into their own hands by jumping ship! Because a tribe is only offered immunity if they have two or less members and Adema, you still have three...then we've still got an immunity challenge to get to!
Kiki looks at the castaways, taking in the gross discrepancy between the two tribes.
Kiki: According to the rules by whoever had enough free time to think of all this crap, when tribes are unbalanced, we must randomly select members from the bigger tribe to sit out! Fawn, that means that according to random.org...
Sofrita, Mona, and Maeva will be competing in this challenge for Fawn against Ale'Tia, Kevi…
Episode 2 Immunity Challenge - Survivor: TuRKey
Delaney: Come on in, guys!
The castaways walk in. They notice that the button is now missing.
Delaney: As you may have noticed, the button is no longer with us. I'm worried one of you has pressed it, but I know you all know better than that...RIGHT?
She looks around to spot any signs that someone may have pressed the button, but finds nothing.
Delaney: You realize that if you press the button, all this crumbles, right?
Still nothing.
Delaney; Well, if one of you DID press the button, clearly it at least has a delayed effect. (rolls eyes) You thought you'd get rid of me that easy?
Some of the castaways nod their heads subtly.
Delaney: Anyway, it seems like you'll be stuck with me for another tribal council. (cackles) Which means it's ANOTHER ro…
Day 4 Button - Survivor: TuRKey
Delaney: Come on in, guys!
The castaways come on in, without Justin this time. Some castaways still seem shaken up by Gabriella's last words.
Delaney: Regine, because Lyndon lost a member at the latest elimination, you will now officially join the Lyndon tribe that you have been spying on!
Regine walks from the Lyndon mat to the Lyndon mat, so she actually stays completely still.
Delaney: Now, I know I talked a lot about the button and how much the person who did it saved my life. And all that's true!
She clears her throat.
Delaney: But that's over! So we can, you know, relax with the button-pushing now!
The castaways look around at each other, some confused.
Delaney: What I'm saying is, what Regine did was great and it gave me life. But if I se…
Immunity Challenge 1 - Survivor: TuRKey
Delaney: Come on in, guys!
The castaways all walk in, one day after meeting each other on their beaches.
Delaney (whispering into ear mic): Was that good enough? I can do it again if you need!
She clears her throat before noticing Regine smoking a cigarette in the corner of the field.
Delaney: Regine, have you just been over there for the past 24 hours?!
Regine shrugs.
Delaney: Well, that's no place for someone who saved my life! Tell you what, I know you're safe and all that, but I'll let you spy on a tribe while you're twidddling your thumbs around! And then you can just rejoin whatever tribe loses a member. Aren't I so nice! (pats self on back). But yes, which tribe would you like to spy on, Regine?
Regine pauses for a moment.
Regine: Lyndon. …
Day 0 - Survivor: ToKeLau
You wake up to see a pitch-black room in front of you. All of a sudden, as if a switch flipped, light comes back into the world. You see yourself, along with the 15 other castaways, on a plain looking beach with suspiciously blue waters. A large camera crew surrounds the group of players as Dan Probst walks into view.
Dan: Welcome to Survivor: ToKeLau, everyone! I hope you're ready to start the adventure of a lifetime, because our first season of this game begins right NO-
A palm tree branch crashes, seemingly falling from the sky, next to your spot on the beach. But there are no palm trees nearby. Dan sighs and turns his back to you.
Dan (whispering into earpiece): It's not ready, is it?
A few seconds pass.
Dan (still whispering): Are you…
The Tozza Ranking - 42nd-40th
So. I did tease you guys in the last write up that a BIG NAME is getting cut today. And honestly, I think I might've even dragged them a little too high based on my personal tastes, but what's done is done! Can you even blame me, though? After the fire I've received after cutting the likes of Rosalyna, Rhodanna and Ripley (just to name a few), I'm terrified of what y'all are gonna do to me when you find out who I've done away with this time. Probably not Paula's best move right before the season starting, but oh well! I've done enough damage to her chances of not being the first boot as it is! So... who is this mysterious person? Well, I can tell you that not a single person even MENTIONED her name. Which... makes me even more worried. But he…
The Tozza Ranking - 45th-43rd
DOTS IS OUT >:D
Hudson 2.0. is kind of a hard one to rank because, while he is far and away the best character from DOTS, it's hard for me to figure out how he stacks up against people from other seasons. Does the relatively weak cast of DOTS make him look better in comparison? Is he the Ashley Underwood of the DFORG universe? Ultimately, I landed somewhere in the middle. I do think he's a great character who holds his own regardless of the other cast members. I mean, he's pretty much responsible for every iconic event that happens in the first half of the game, which is a huge testament to his main character energy! I think the main thing stopping me from putting him any higher is the fact that a lot of his entertaining moments feel like t…
The Tozza Ranking - 48th-46th
Hey listen, I just heard this a few hrs ago
Solana Kimball
What?
Katrina Infantolio
Tee came up to me at about 3:03 EST, saying if I wanted to vote Solana out.
And Mikayla just came up to me now, and asked if Tee said the same thing to me. So he has spread this to myself, and Mikayla so far2:49 AM
So few players actively make up lies about other people (at least ones that are game-related), even though people will usually believe them most of time! The flawless execution with the timestamp certainly helps as well
Survivor: ToKeLau Applications
Come one, come all, to the very first season in our [ERR] franchise! Just a normal season taking place in the Pacific Ocean! It will be very fun, and did I mention normal? This is...
Survivor: ToKeLau
- 1 Applications Are Open!
- 2 Who Can Apply?
- 3 Why Should I Apply?
- 4 How Do I Apply?
- 5 Characters and Role Play
- 6 Your Commitment
- 7 So What Are You Waiting For?
For the first time in over five years, the DORGs are back open! Applications will close at 11:59 PM CT/12:59 AM EST/6:59 AM CET/4:59 PM AEST on Tuesday, November 21st, 2023. The game is currently set to open the next day on November 22nd, though that is still subject to change by a couple days if needed. The game is scheduled to go up until approximately New Year's Eve - if you have any concerns about s…
Welcome to DVMP's Survivor
11.14
Hey guys, this is just a quick poll of interest to see how many people would actually like to compete in a Survivor season of mine. If you are, please comment below. If you would like more information about-
...sorry, I'm not sure what that was! :P Still new to this whole wiki code thing I guess xD
So I've been on the Survivor Fanon Wiki for some time now, and I feel like I have a cool idea! What if we made a Survivor season that could be turned into a fanon? That would add so much realism, and people would love to see their favorite chara-
DON'T PRESS THE BUTTON
Hahaha, very silly! I know a prank when I see one, Bimbot! Who is that, anyway? And why does he look like an evil version of me if I wrote my name on my shirt with a Sha…
The Tozza Ranking - Love Tier Stats
People! I have some great news. After three long years, I #officially completed my very final exam yesterday, which means I am DONE with my degree and suddenly have a lot more free time on my hands! Over the course of the Summer, I am making it my mission to, at the very least, finish the character/season rankings of the first 13 seasons. I'm still not quite sure what my life is going to look like next year. I ideally want to take a gap year but I also got an offer into med school (ahhh), which might be stupid of me to turn down. idk!! Either way, I will definitely be on break until the end of January and surely I can finish 48 character + 13 season write ups in that time! ...right? I guess we'll find out, won't we!
But first, just as we did …
The Tozza Ranking - 50th-49th
And the controversy continues...
47th - A Bo or Rob character will finally be cut!
46th - Forgot to vote/self-voted more than once
MEMORY WALL:
The Tozza Ranking - 54th-51st
I think I was right about this being a SHOCK filler cut because not a single one of you got it right...
- This exchange:
Really, name one girl who isn't prettier than me
Rhodanna • 6:33 PM
Niaho
Britney • 6:33 PM
That's true XD
Rhodanna • 6:33 PM
- Confronting Romeo about voting Seb off to deflect from the fact that she just flipped on Andrew
- Sending a heartfelt sendoff confessional about how devastated she is about having to vote for Britney when she fought so hard to save her:
Romeo: It’s Britney.
Rhodanna: K!
- Interrupting Jenni's "Silly what a little time in Bhutan can do" speech to let everyone know she's not gonna be a bitter juror this time bc she understands that she's too much of a threat
- Sending screenshots to Brit that exposed all of her alliance c…
The Tozza Ranking - 58th-55th
A little teaser for you guys... we're about to lose THREE Final Jurors in one fell swoop. Let's start with...
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽ DADDY DON, O DADDY DAN ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽
-shudders-
Clues:
54th - A shock? filler cut
53rd - Somebody not playing a character
52nd - Has a very unique occupation... if you can even call it that
51st - Has a mole on their face (Zee teas!)
MEMORY WALL:
The Tozza Ranking - 60th-59th
You guys are getting better at guessing these clues... well, some of you ^_^
The funny thing about clues, though, is that I have to decide the next set of people I'm cutting BEFORE actually going back and refreshing my memory about all they contributed to the season. And as we've seen before with people like Jim and Jaxon, sometimes I initially over/underestimate how much I enjoy them until I take the time to go back. And, welp, this was one of those days! Part of the reason this update has taken me so long is because I literally could not make my mind about my #60 spot. Do I just stick with my original candidate even though I'm now finding a whole new appreciation for them? Do I swap it to somebody else who fits the clue and pretend nothing …
The Tozza Ranking - 63rd-61st
The way all of you were guessing such controversial duos for the first clue, when I really don't think the pair that I'm ultimately cutting should have come as much of a surprise? I guess we'll see!
61 - Bill Murphy
So... I tried to go with my first ever ~cryptic clue~ and it completely flew over everyone's heads alol
The Tozza Ranking - 67th-64th
(for now)
I feel like the first thing everyone thinks about when it comes to Thad is just how badly everyone wanted to get in his pants, and for good reason! Because, well, look at the material:
Willow's Confessional: THAD is so HOT and OMG like I told myself...NO BOYS....NO BOYS....but clearly my vagina has other intentions
Dave: I would be lying if Thad didn't get my attention, if you know what I mean haha!
Iulia: thad is cute but you did not hear that from me
Kirk: about Thad... he likes me more..
But the funniest part to me is the fact that, if you pay close enough attention, you'll realise that Thad is actually the most awkward turtle on the season dsjksdjds. Before my reread, I remembered Thad more-or-less just being "Zee but if he pretended t…
The Tozza Ranking - 70th-68th
I'm back
For anyone who is out of the loop, I just hosted Fanon Big Brother 1: Blood vs. Water, which took up a lot more time than I anticipated! I then immediately left for Fiji for just under two weeks and... now I'm back at uni. Hooray! With that being said, I hope to return to weekly updates this semester. And as long as DORG9 is delayed enough, I SHOULD be able to get a good chunk of this done before we get even more characters. Oh God. Will I ever finish? Only one way to find out!
66 - Fought with other jury members
The Tozza Ranking - 73rd-71st
The way I know I'm making my clues too vague bc almost none of yall are guessing the right people
The Tozza Ranking - 76th-74th
I really said I'm gonna return to this ranking and immediately get rid of all the controversial figures lmao. I'm sorry but it's My Truth!
Unfortunately, Yvonne was unable to join us in-person for this write-up because she is apparently quite busy! Luckily for us, Yvonne has agreed to make a virtual appearance from the state of... *checks cue card* whichever has the highest percentage of citizens voting for the Republican party. Interesting! Let's check in and see what she's up to.
Wow you can really see the fiery hatred for the gays in her eyes! Never change, Yvonne.
Yvonne is, without a shadow of a doubt, a DFORG -ICON-! I mean, you can't have Yvonne's Big Gay Clubhouse without Yvonne! I feel like Yvonne's character has already been discuss…
The Tozza Ranking - 79th-77th
Well, well, well! After spending 39+ days portraying the best man to ever set foot into the DFORG franchise, I have decided to make my grand return to my own ranking. You're all so very welcome! You'd think with so much time to prepare for this update, that it is BOUND to be the most insightful and interesting one yet... but I literally started writing this ~4 hours ago, soooo you're gonna wind up with the regular rambling you usually get. Sorry!
In honour of MEGHAN, I'm also gonna try to make an effort to be a bit more... concise with my write-ups. Although I say that now and just watch me completely ignore my won advice
The Tozza Ranking - 82nd-80th
80 - Heidi Vinyasa
Heidi: I was in deep meditation when I decided it would be good to come, I thought about how I had just bought the same Starbucks drink I buy everyday ( the unicorn drink ) and I thought how I needed a change in my life. You know?
Now I can go back and tell my yoga students how I'm following a path to reach mindfulness and wellness.
What an introduction
The Tozza Ranking - 85th-83rd
A few things to address before we BEGIN:
For those of you who don't know, my Summer break is #officially over and I am back at uni. We live laugh and love that (except we don't). What this means for the ranking is that, as you may have noticed, the updates are going to return to how they were at the beginning of this ranking: probably about once a week. With that being said, considering the BRAND NEW FORG is starting in less than a week from today, and I will very very likely (cast me!!) be competing in it, I just don't think I'm gonna have enough time to do both the ranking and the org on top of my already hectic schedule. In fact, I probably don't have enough time to play in an ORG even without the ranking distracting me, but that's beside…
The Tozza Ranking - 88th-86th
86 - Zane Ghallager 2.0.
I actually originally had Zane a lot higher than this, but a few things led me to put him down here instead. Firstly, Hudson's recent reread of TGA made me re-appreciate certain characters that I initially ranked below Zane, so they got a bit of a bump. But more importantly, I think that I just came to realisation that, while Zane has a legendary one-episode performance, it is just that: one episode. Zane is one of only two first boots remaining (the other being Avery, so congrats to her!) and I think in order for me to place him in the same realm as Avery, I needed a bit more of complete package. Avery has the character, the mannerisms, the storyline AND the memorable moments, whereas Zane really only has the memor…
The Tozza Ranking - 91st-89th
When Marie doesn't make predictions for the first time since I uploaded within 24 hours of the previous update :(
winks*
Mickey
Is that so?
Isastar Nolastname
Mhmm. *bites the air*
Mickey
Well, I guess we'll just have to see if romance brews on the island.
Isastar Nolastname
I hope it does, sexy. I hope it does! *puckers lips*
Queen of biting the air!
- Getting in a three-way fight with both of her sockpuppets and knocking Jim unconscious dsjkdsjkds
- Posting the idol clue on reddit after explicitly saying she wouldn't sdjkdsjkds
- Her OTTN exit where she stormed up to everyone that voted her out and was like "don't forget that I'm a -notoriously- bitter juror ^_^"
I also really enjoyed her and Willow's dynamic because despite seeming like the most well-funct…